About three years ago I was living in San Francisco and was deep in the throes of an OkCupid dating binge. I wrote this as a cautionary tale. We’re going to embark on an odyssey of the mind. Back two weeks before everything changed. Before you were a god of the internet dating world. Back … Continue reading Satan’s Cherub: Despite OkCupid’s Emails, You Still Aren’t Hot
I hit a breaking point this weekend. I was a tornado of PMS and rage tearing down everything I could get my hands on. Except instead of rage it was hunger and instead of tearing it was eating, and I could. Not. Stop. On Sunday after polishing off a bag of cookies leftover from my … Continue reading SUGAR SUGAR, HOW YOU GET SO FLY?
A recurring post to discuss healthy or unhealthy choices we made this week, talk about why we feel rundown, remember the 2003 sleeper hit The Rundown with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Sean “Not An Inanimate Object” William Scott, and anything else we’re thinking, eating, or doing right now. Whitney: Hey babe. What a week … Continue reading The Friday Rundown, 10/23/2015
Sorry In Advance, Mom is a recurring post where we talk about modern day love (lol) and the trials and tribulations of dating in your late 20’s. As most of our friends are well versed in the Defense Against the Dark Arts (aka Tinder), SIAM will often be guest written by some of our favorite … Continue reading Sorry In Advance, Mom
Kayla Istines is currently our fitness spirit animal. For those of you who don’t know Kayla, she’s an Australian fitness guru whose workouts have transformed the bodies of women around the globe – most notably my friend who just got married and my Art Director partner at work. After seeing the #transformationtuesdays I was skeptical. … Continue reading Wednesday Wisdom
Happy Tuesday! Well, sub-par Tuesday because yes I’m gainfully employed which is the best but also it’s Tuesday and the weekend is still over and NY has fallen under a weird spell called “fall” and it’s cold. Like, really cold. Like, I lived in Massachusetts for 24 years and don’t remember how to dress in the winter … Continue reading Where Is My Medal?
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE ACK Last night I was not a little hungry. I rushed home from work, visions of snacks dancing across my dashboard as I weaved in between vehicles. I was unsafe at any speed. I walked in the door to my apartment and smelled something vile. I gave two quick sniffs. Hot trash. … Continue reading Are You There (Diet) God? It’s Me, Starving