Sweet FRIENDS! We’re not even going to make an excuse about why we haven’t written you all in ages, but there has been a lot happening in the many moons since we’ve been gone. Like Chelsea moving out of her apartment in New York, moving into the apartment of a one-hit-wonder indie band for a … Continue reading Decoded: The Male Dating Profile
Hi sweet friends. We have once again taken a much needed hiatus to regroup as The Struggle. We’ve both been in deep, dark work holes and are finally reemerging into the world, slightly banged up and with a few new grey hairs. My personal hole was so deep and dark that I haven’t had a … Continue reading Me. Fucking. Too.
Confession: I am bad with money sometimes. Not like “I’m a famous writer who makes tons of money but can’t buy her apartment because she spent it all on shoes” terrible, but I’ve had my moments. I sometimes spend $25 on lunch…that I eat at my desk. I use skincare products that are way … Continue reading Beer Taste on a Champagne Budget
Hey you! Yes, you! You may have noticed that the hottest days of summer are officially upon us. The days are long, the nights are warm, the butt sweat is plentiful-er. What a time to be alive. If you’re anything like us, the last thing you want to do after swampass’ing your way through the … Continue reading Healthy Summer meals for Working Girls on the Go
“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck” has slowly inched its way up to the coveted position of My Number One Word of Spring 2017™. I yelled it through tears from the wet floor of a hotel bathroom in Jacksonville. I screamed it in the face of a bed bug who had the audacity to scurry near me while I was … Continue reading Fuuuuuuuuuck
HAPPY NEW YEAR! …she begrudgingly typed into the computer on February 28th. It’s true that we at The Struggle have disappeared once again. Sorry my sweet friends. I was on a month long production in LA which means that my hours were crazy, I completely fell off the wagon with my workout routine, and I … Continue reading I’m Too Old For This Shit
Happy Wednesday, or as I like to call it, Happy Spill An Entire La Croix On Yourself Before two PM Day! What a rush. I am now Piña Fraise scented and tingly in all the wrong places. It’s hump day y’all. New York is currently going through pre-winter puberty which means one day you wake … Continue reading I’m a Gym Person Now and Other Things I Thought I’d Never Say