Today is a national holiday. A holy day. A celebration. That’s right Strugglers, today is the Season Premier of BROAD CITY SEASON 3! We had a little Struggle Summit this weekend in Portland and because we have been mostly hungover and/or depressed about it ending we won’t be posting anything new until tomorrow. In the … Continue reading Micro Post: Recovery
Yesterday I read an article about a woman who owns the expensive juice place on my street here in Los Angeles. It made me so mad that I had to complain about it. A lot. Below are my hastily written complaints. Problems I have with this article: 1. Her name is Bacon. Bye. 2. “I usually wake … Continue reading The Juice Lady
Winter is officially here. Ugh. Just two weeks ago Jonas came hard and fast and blanketed most of the east coast with heavy layers of that white stuff we all love to hate. What started as a gentle foreplay on a Friday evening turned into a full blown fiesta de blanco on Saturday. The trains … Continue reading Winter Came: A Survival Guide
Because sometimes two girls need to have a dream. Warning: if you’re on a diet, walk away from this post and don’t read another word. There are a few things that are inevitable in life: death, taxes and getting fatter if you eat the foods on this list. Right now I’m thinking about my salad … Continue reading Things I’d Rather Be Eating
Sometimes I really want to slap my friends. Before you alert the cops, let me explain. I don’t want to induce pain. I don’t want to hurt them or inflict Annette Bening on Annette Bening levels of harm like in “American Beauty.” No, I’m thinking more Seth Rogen with the goatee slapping some masculinity back … Continue reading Sometimes I Really Want to Slap My Friends
Happy Friday Guys! I don’t know about you, but I feel a little like Ace Ventura when he’s climbing out of the rhino right now. Out the rhino and into the weekend, like I always say! (This is the first time I’ve ever said that). But in all seriousness sometimes Monday through Friday tests your … Continue reading Micro Post: Friday Wisdom
Sexy Halloween is a guest post from one of The Struggle’s favorite friends: hilarious gay, Ian D. Check out his blog Sexy Halloween 2016 to follow along on his journey to mega babe status by October 31st. Today is Tuesday January 26th, 2016. There are 278 days until Halloween. (Gay Christmas) Which means I have 278 days … Continue reading Be Our Guest: Sexy Halloween 2016
Hello Struggle Readers! It’s officially tax season, and that means I’m going back through my entire purchase history over the past year and wondering how I am a functioning human adult. After hyperventilating into a paper bag multiple times while scrolling through page after page of “treat yoself” purchases, I went through all the stages … Continue reading Buy This, Not That
Have you ever had a date so bad that it literally changed your life? A date so bad that it makes you delete all of your dating apps from the back seat of an Uber on the way home? A date so bad that you turn the guy’s name into a verb and your friends … Continue reading Eff Jeff: How I Turned My Bad Date Into a Clean Room
A new feature to share little bits & pieces of life without writing a drawn out post about it. Like Twitter but more characters and less porn bots. “Stop giving me bad news about famous British people,” is an actual quote my roommate emphatically yelled at me at 8 am this morning. A solemn day as we … Continue reading Micro Post: When Bad Things Happen to Good British People
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