Yesterday I read an article about a woman who owns the expensive juice place on my street here in Los Angeles. It made me so mad that I had to complain about it. A lot. Below are my hastily written complaints.
Problems I have with this article:
1. Her name is Bacon. Bye.
2. “I usually wake up at 630 am.”
3. Kundalani meditation.
4. I can only imagine that a 23 minute breath set is her breathing. I do that 24 hours a day. Try harder Amanda.
5. Her son’s name is Rohan.
6. She uses the phrase “drunk in the car!” about dropping her weirdly-named child at school at 8 am.