If you’re one of the 5 – 7 loyal readers we’ve acquired over the past few months, we may have let you down in the past week. More of a “I’m not mad I’m just disappointed,” kind of letdown than a “how DARE you remake Ghostbusters and cast Leslie Jones as a main character,” type … Continue reading We’re the Worst
Is this the clickbait-iest title of all time? Yes. Should you 100% watch this video? Yes. Did I have an entire blog post drafted about this video but a combination of a weird 24 hr bug, fascination with the damn, Daniel meme, and creeping vulnerability about posting another personal post make temporarily put it on the back … Continue reading How to Lose Weight in 4 Easy Steps
Sorry In Advance, Mom is a recurring post where we talk about modern day love (lol) and the trials and tribulations of dating in your late 20’s. “Tips for Dating a Narcissistic Sociopath” was written by one of our best friends who we love dearly and has asked to remain anonymous. I have a type. I like outgoing, … Continue reading Sorry In Advance, Mom: Tips for Dating a Narcissistic Sociopath
A new series where we try a bunch of the same classes at different gyms in LA + NY and report back on our experiences. We tried it! Remember in college how there was always that one girl who would blackout before nine pm? It was the same story every time. She skipped dining hall dinner, … Continue reading Tried It: We Got the Spins
Today is a national holiday. A holy day. A celebration. That’s right Strugglers, today is the Season Premier of BROAD CITY SEASON 3! We had a little Struggle Summit this weekend in Portland and because we have been mostly hungover and/or depressed about it ending we won’t be posting anything new until tomorrow. In the … Continue reading Micro Post: Recovery
We open on a dark room. A single bulb illuminates a cozy chair in the corner. The chair has a book on it. You walk to the chair and lift the book. Out of nowhere a rogue Jillian Michaels pops up. You yell out, “you gave me a spook Jillian!” She doesn’t flinch. She just … Continue reading If You’re Reading This It’s (Not) Too Late: The Struggle Book Club!
Yesterday I read an article about a woman who owns the expensive juice place on my street here in Los Angeles. It made me so mad that I had to complain about it. A lot. Below are my hastily written complaints. Problems I have with this article: 1. Her name is Bacon. Bye. 2. “I usually wake … Continue reading The Juice Lady
Winter is officially here. Ugh. Just two weeks ago Jonas came hard and fast and blanketed most of the east coast with heavy layers of that white stuff we all love to hate. What started as a gentle foreplay on a Friday evening turned into a full blown fiesta de blanco on Saturday. The trains … Continue reading Winter Came: A Survival Guide
Because sometimes two girls need to have a dream. Warning: if you’re on a diet, walk away from this post and don’t read another word. There are a few things that are inevitable in life: death, taxes and getting fatter if you eat the foods on this list. Right now I’m thinking about my salad … Continue reading Things I’d Rather Be Eating
Sometimes I really want to slap my friends. Before you alert the cops, let me explain. I don’t want to induce pain. I don’t want to hurt them or inflict Annette Bening on Annette Bening levels of harm like in “American Beauty.” No, I’m thinking more Seth Rogen with the goatee slapping some masculinity back … Continue reading Sometimes I Really Want to Slap My Friends
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