Today’s post will be brief. I’m hoping you guys can answer a few questions.
- Is today over?
- How is today still happening?
- Is my vacation really over?
- How is my vacation over?
- What do I have to do to travel the world on someone else’s dime?
- Please rule out “Anna Nicole Smith’ing”
- Please rule out attempted murder of a millionaire
- Please rule out prostitution and/or extortion because honestly I’m just too jet lagged
- Did I actually go on vacation or was it an elaborate dream?
- How did I get to work today because I don’t remember?
- How does one become independently wealthy?
- Who’s D do I have to S (who’s dollars to I have to steal) to become a famous and successful writer?
- Is today over?
We will return tomorrow with new posts and a fresh perspective on life.
CG
P.S – One follow up question. Was I really here two weeks ago? Dear God.
